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1. Are you more feminine or masculine?
I'm.....neither.

2. Are you tall or short?
This is a tough question.
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3. What's your favorite color?
Chocolate

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4. What do you love about yourself?

I love how I don't hate.

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6. Do you see yourself differently than  people describe you?

PEOPLE DESCRIBE ME!!!

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7. What are you really, really good at?

Falling down the stairs.

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8. What's something you're bad at, but love?

Walking down the stairs.
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9. What's something people have tried to force you to do?

Someone tried to force me into breathing, so I punched him in the face, he deserved it.
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10. How do you spend your free time?

I spend my time a dollar a month.
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11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.

Why am I wearing panties?
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12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?

Yes, by Leonardo da Vinci.
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13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?

"Hey, your fly is down". I don't even have any bugs on me, so I punched him in the face. He deserved it.
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14. Favorite game?

"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: The video game"! It doesn't exist yet, BUT IT WILL!!!

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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』 (The hell is this)

16. Do you believe in god?


If you don't believe in him, then how does it rain? What? you think it just falls on its own?
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17. Is men's rights a thing?


Yes. I think. Maybe not. What was the question again?
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18. Does love really exist?


Yes, people caring for you is love, whether you know it or not. Love exist in tiny ways, even if it's just saying happy anniversary after 2 weeks, that just shows how happy you are to actually have someone as a couple.........what?
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19. Can science explain everything, eventually?


No, no one still hasn't find out how the frick salt gets inside those peanuts.
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20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?


....Both...sometimes.
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21. How do you feel about the school system?


We need more lunch breaks. And nap times.
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22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?

It exist, but it can be changed when we feel like it...though, is that really fate then?
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23. What is art?

Art is everything that can be created....a gay lobster named Larry for instance is art.

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24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?


We have Wikipedia for that.
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25. What happens after we die?

We decay and our bodies harden as our cells die- wait, oh you meant like in religion or something, right?
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26. Do humans matter--tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar 27. system in a galaxy in an infinite universe?

Look, we may be tiny, but there's no way that I'm gonna admit that galaxies full of NOTHING but gas and rocks and ice are more important than my bedtime story hours. Tonight I'm reading 2 Pigs, 1 Wolf.....oh, wait, 3 Pigs a, 1 Wolf.
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28. Is there good in everyone?


Only the people who drink Mountain Dew have good in them...I think.
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29. Does apathy really exist?


Yes...I made it.
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29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?


*Put's back serious face on* Human life is valuable because we know it is, lots of things wouldn't exist because of lots of humans, that's what this meme was made for, realizing that we need to have purpose in our lives to go on, the meme shares are feelings with questions we wouldn't normally ask, and we think to ourselves about the questions, and our friends will think about our answers.
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30. How do you feel about society, the vague "they" blamed for everything?

People who are ok with collapsing need to slap themselves in the face and realize that if it dies, people will be miserable. We may have gotten ourselves into a pile of S*^$ but we can get ourselves out of it, even if it takes decades.
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31. What gender do you prefer?

Insert gay joke yourself.

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32. What's the first thing you notice about someone?

They don't date- wait, I already used that.
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33. Could you love someone you found ugly?


Hell no.
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34. Favorite hair color?

Rainbow colored. (The last one was a joke, you know I'm not like that...right?)
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35. Favorite eye color?


STOP ASKING ABOUT COLORS!!!
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36. Ideal height?

I call basketball players short.
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37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?


Tig ol' Bitties and she can dumb as long as she knows how to make sandwiches. I'm just kidding, I want someone who understands me and is someone I can actually communicate with. Like most people, I would prefer someone cute/pretty/hot/beautiful/gorgeous/sexy/foxy or whatever, if she isn't though, I'd still take her. As long as she cares for me and is pure hearted, then I will be happy. SHE MUST ALSO LIKE ANIME AND MANGA AND VIDEOGAMES!!!.....I think that's asking a bit too much though. It's every male otaku's dream to have their girlfriend/wife cosplay as one of their most favorite hottest female character in anime. I'd have to be REALLLLLLLLLY lucky for that to happen to happen though. I honestly don't know if I will ever have a love in my life.....it's pitiful, but I won't be restricted with my dreams, so I'm happy....next question.
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38. Describe, appearance-wise, what you look for.


I honestly have no idea....someone who stands out in some way I guess.
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39. What do you look for--brains or looks?


Why would I be looking for brains? How can I even find "looks"?
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40. Could you fall in love online?

It's possible. Kirito in SAO did it and he...oh, wait.

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41. How much of an age cap can you handle?

Age isn't what matters, it is important though. As long as the gap isn't too wide, it's ok.

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42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?


"HELP! I'M BLIND!!! You wanna go out?"
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43. Could you forgive a cheater?


If she says she's sorry, it's okaaay.
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44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?


*Put's serious face on* Balls!

Wait, wrong face. That was my comedy face. So...cheating, is like lying, except worse, so....maybe.

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45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren't dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What's stopping you?

 If I could just walk up to someone and ask them out, I would have done that by now. But I just don't know how. I think I was just born unlucky. I'm too "good" to do something daring like that. Even if I did get a girlfriend, I probably wouldn't know how to love her. Even if I tried, I would just get laughed at. Maybe that's what's stopping me? But there's other things. I hope that one day, someone does come into my life, someone unique who's not like the others, who can show that even I can have someone to love. I will keep living on till that day. Waiting for someone to make me happy, and someone who I can make happy. That would make both of us feel good.

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